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July 6, 2009

It’s bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.

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  1. Alicia (Austin, TX) permalink
    July 6, 2009 11:24 am

    Hot Rod!

    1: Hey, look: it’s like my thumb is my cock.
    2: That’s not gonna get us a ride, man.

  2. July 6, 2009 1:18 pm

    Pineapple Express

    link: Danny McBride

    1: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
    2.: Bingo.
    3: Nice.
    1: She said “No, you’re wrong.” I said “You got a lumpy butt.” She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I’m still sittin’ in my dirty pee-pants.

  3. amymezzell permalink
    July 6, 2009 2:13 pm

    Talladega Nights!

    link: Gary Cole

    1: Do you mean a venti?
    2: No, I mean a large.
    1: Venti is large.
    2: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.
    1: A venti is a large coffee.
    2: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

  4. July 6, 2009 2:17 pm

    Role Models

    link: Jane Lynch

    2: If you get bitten by a shark, you’re not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
    1: Yeah, probably.

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